Sorry We're Not Sorry: January 2011

Friday, January 28, 2011

Moving on up!

Dearest Blogspot,

Sorry to do this to you, but we've moved on to Tumblr. He's pretty easy and definitely more popular, all the qualities we look for in a man. Our time with you has sure been swell, but unfortunately Tumblr just has more to offer right now.

I'd say we could still be friends, but that's always a blatant lie.

Warm Regards,
JLH & ADK
http://sorrywerenotsorry.tumblr.com/

Thursday, January 27, 2011

The Sluttiest Snowpocalypse

Sorry I'm not sorry that the NYC Snowpocalypse forced me to spend the night at your apartment after meeting you on the internet that day. We went to three bars last night. So technically I waited until the third date.

Right? Right.

I'm still kicking so at least you aren't the Craigslist killer.

Phew.

Save the Last Dance

Sorry I'm not sorry for every time I've ever danced in public. By default, anyone who dances in my vicinity automatically looks about 10x better.

My birthday is in 25 days. Maybe you guys should get me dance lessons?

Sunday, January 23, 2011

HD TV

Sorry we're not sorry we didn't watch the Jets game in HD. Women can't see in HD anyways.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Gimme Somme that Sommelier

Sorry I'm not sorry for leaving this comment card at New York Vintners. I mean how was I supposed to concentrate on the tannins in my wine when beautiful Brandon the wine expert was doing that swishing thing with his mouth?!?

Sorry I'm also not sorry for drunkenly leaving the bottle of wine we bought on the subway on our way to the next bar. Wait... Actually, I am kind of sorry about that.

R.I.P. Kiwi Cuvee. Guess I'll have to visit my love Brandon again soon...

Back On Track

Mango at the desk? Could be weirder.

Sorry I'm not sorry for cutting a mango at my desk. (With the exception of those tortilla chips) I'm on a raw food diet.

In Defense of Guacamole

A bowl of guacamole beside a tomato and a cut ...

Image via WikipediaSorry I'm not sorry for that slight detour from my 'Raw Foods/Detox' week. There was a catered lunch from a pharmaceutical rep at work today. Mexican food is my weakness.. I can't say no to free guac! Or free food for that matter. My salary doesn't afford me that luxury.

But in all seriousness, avocados are technically raw. As are onions, tomatoes, cilantro, and lime.The salty tortilla chips? Not so much. Can't win them all.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

A Well-Balanced Meal

Sorry I'm not sorry that at the age of 25 I still consider this a reasonable dinner.

Magnolia cupcakes!

Happy Holidays! All of them!

Sorry we're not sorry for being overzealous with holiday decorating. January 11, 2011 was a somber evening, the evening ADK decided it was time to put away our Christmas decorations. She carefully packed up all snowflakes, greeting cards, Santa hats, and ornaments. As Christmas decorations were replaced by Valentine's Day decor, it was a bittersweet sadness in 1B.

One CVS trip and a few hours later, this is what our coffee table looked like:

At 75% off, these items were a steal.

Sorry we're not sorry for taking down our holiday decorations, only to fill our coffee table back up with red and green purchases.

After a good laugh, we looked around & realized just how many different holidays we had going on in one room:

Yes, we still use Halloween napkins.

V-Day headbands above the door.


Snooki in the New Year's ball.

Then we remembered the best decoration of all, last year's Easter eggs.

Slightly hidden, yet still easily accessible.

Our emergency stash of dollar bills.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

The No Pants Dance

Sorry we're not sorry for riding the subway without pants. We had actually lost our pants during an awkward one-night stand the night before, but the coincidence of Improv Everywhere's 'No Pants Subway Ride' made a great cover. We blended in perfectly, and even learned about the power of pants in Union Square.

'The History of Pants'

'Are Pants Right For You?'

Sorry We're Not Sorry